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[manannan]

1. I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.

2. Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Shan and cats"

3. Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.

4. I'll say this one last time. You are [AGE] YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life.

5. I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.

6. I just gave a homeless man a ride back to his bench. This city’s weird but I like it.

7. Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.

8. Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?

9. The sign in front of IHOP says "designated drivers get half off their order"

Comments

[simplecreature]

SHANNON, YOU BEAUTIFUL GENIUS MAN!!!

what state are you in right now again? B)a
If it’s on our way...

I just need to get where I’m going soon
But I should really stop to see you while I still can B’)

[manannan]

California, i'm at Monterey
Let me tell you, I needed this after doing two months of great lakes dives in Michigan

While you still can? This isn't a doomed voyage is it?

[simplecreature]

let’s hope not B)

we’re joining a commune B)b
no cell service booooooo

[manannan]

Wow

Yeah you're never gonna survive, it's been nice knowing you

[simplecreature]

hey you wanna know what is not cool or fun?

not having faith in your very pretty and awesome friend Mika B(

[:(]

I’ve been preparing for this for MONTHS!!
It’s my friends who won’t make it
They don’t even know that’s what we’re doing yet B)a

Leon does but he’ll be fine he’s scrappy
Ezra will probably be fine too he’s homeless
So it’ll be fine!!!

[manannan]

C'mon you know I have faith in you, but I'm still gonna give you a hard time <3

I think it'll be good for you, honestly. I hope it's a good time too

Maybe tell your friends more about it though?

[simplecreature]

no way!!
then they’ll never agree to come along BP

they’ll get used to the idea once they’re there
it’s not like they have anything to lose!!

[manannan]

C'mon have more faith in your friends!
I bet they'll not only agree to come, but be way happier when you're all there because you gave them the choice :D

[simplecreature]

lol u are so cute but my friends are literally way too smart to agree to run away to a commune with me without being partially tricked into doing so

listen
it's the perfect crime

and im not technically lying to them
i am just allowing them to assume some little white mistruths