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1. I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
2. Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Shan and cats"
3. Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
4. I'll say this one last time. You are [AGE] YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life.
5. I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
6. I just gave a homeless man a ride back to his bench. This city’s weird but I like it.
7. Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
8. Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
9. The sign in front of IHOP says "designated drivers get half off their order"
2. Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Shan and cats"
3. Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
4. I'll say this one last time. You are [AGE] YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life.
5. I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
6. I just gave a homeless man a ride back to his bench. This city’s weird but I like it.
7. Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
8. Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
9. The sign in front of IHOP says "designated drivers get half off their order"
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not having faith in your very pretty and awesome friend Mika B(
[:(]
I’ve been preparing for this for MONTHS!!
It’s my friends who won’t make it
They don’t even know that’s what we’re doing yet B)a
Leon does but he’ll be fine he’s scrappy
Ezra will probably be fine too he’s homeless
So it’ll be fine!!!
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I think it'll be good for you, honestly. I hope it's a good time too
Maybe tell your friends more about it though?
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then they’ll never agree to come along BP
they’ll get used to the idea once they’re there
it’s not like they have anything to lose!!
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I bet they'll not only agree to come, but be way happier when you're all there because you gave them the choice :D
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listen
it's the perfect crime
and im not technically lying to them
i am just allowing them to assume some little white mistruths