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1. I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
2. Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Shan and cats"
3. Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
4. I'll say this one last time. You are [AGE] YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life.
5. I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
6. I just gave a homeless man a ride back to his bench. This city’s weird but I like it.
7. Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
8. Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
9. The sign in front of IHOP says "designated drivers get half off their order"
2. Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Shan and cats"
3. Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
4. I'll say this one last time. You are [AGE] YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life.
5. I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
6. I just gave a homeless man a ride back to his bench. This city’s weird but I like it.
7. Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
8. Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
9. The sign in front of IHOP says "designated drivers get half off their order"